What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

What is something you have to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Are Latter-day Saints watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And if so, what do you think?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Trump says he's doubling steel and aluminum tariffs to 50% starting next week What effect could this have on the global economy? Canadian industry says new steel tariffs will cause 'mass disruption'.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

NASA Discovers That Venus’ Surface Is Still Alive: New Evidence of Active Geology - The Daily Galaxy

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

No way

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Palantir Stock Retreats Amid Russell Rebalancing. S&P 500 Changes Loom Monday. - Investor's Business Daily

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

No go.

World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC